Dear Santa,
As you know I have been an avid gamer since the mid 80′s and you have always been good about bringing me sweet gaming gifts at Christmas. But this year I have a pretty specific wish list so I thought I’d shoot it to you early, as many of the items on it will likely be hard to come by.
Before I share the list with you I should tell you that I have been playing alot of BATTLEFIELD 3 and everything on my list can be found in that game…so you might want to play it to get a more clear idea of what it is that I am looking for. Oh, and if you get onto xbox LIVE, look me up…you know the gamertag.
Anyway here it is…
- I would love to get my hands on a knife that can cut through a chain link fence like pretzel sticks. I believe it’s called the Jackhawk 9000.
- A butane torch/compact welding rig that when applied to any part of a vehicle automatically repairs ALL of that vehicles damages. This would come in handy when fixing all of the dents & dings that my lovely wife has put into the new truck! Plus I have a daughter who is about to turn 16…so this is a big one!
- A medical kit that when thrown onto the ground heals everyone within a 10 ft radius. I cannot tell you how often something like that would come in handy.
- Ohhh and I’d love to be able to run for miles and miles without stopping or even slowing down!
- A compact flashlight that can blind a man from a mile away…in the middle of the day.
So there you have it. Thanks Santa!
Sincerely,
JUDGE211
You should also ask for one of those flashlights that are brighter than the sun.
MAN RAMMER! I meant to add that one before I emailed the article to Needlelies…I sent him the addition, maybe he can add it before alot of people read this.